The story follows Doug Jones, a young, earnest Catholic priest who suffers a devastating
personal tragedy when his parents are brutally murdered by a car bomber in China. Overwhelmed by grief and a sudden, paralyzing crisis of faith, Doug decides to leave his ministry and embark on a
spiritual journey of self-discovery.During his travels, he encounters a dying woman who gifts him a mysterious, ancient claw. Upon returning home to the United States, Doug accidentally slices his hand with the artifact, triggering a horrific and unbelievable transformation: he mutates into a bloodthirsty, predatory dinosaur—specifically, a Velociraptor. Terrified and confused, Doug seeks guidance from his close confidant, Father Stewart, confessing his monstrous curse. Father Stewart, realizing the bizarre potential of this divine or demonic anomaly, convinces Doug that God has chosen him to use his newfound prehistoric abilities to wage a righteous war against evil, specifically targeting pimps, drug dealers, and murderers.Concurrently, Doug crosses paths with Carol, a resourceful and cynical local prostitute trying to escape her abusive pimp, Frankie Mermaid. Carol witnesses Doug in his dinosaur form executing a criminal, yet instead of running away in terror, she decides to partner with him. Carol acts as Doug’s moral compass, guiding his vigilantism while helping him research his lineage through ancient texts. As Doug and Carol spend more time together, professional camaraderie rapidly blossoms into a passionate romance, forcing Doug to constantly grapple with his vows of celibacy and his primal urges.Things escalate dramatically when a local pimp syndicate, led by the ruthless Frankie Mermaid and backed by a cadre of corrupt, gun-toting pimps and ninjas, learns of the vigilante terrorizing their operations. Father Stewart turns out to be secretly corrupt, working with the syndicate to launder money and eliminate threats. The villains kidnap Carol to lure Doug into a fatal trap at a secluded warehouse.Enraged and desperate, Doug fully embraces his beastly nature, transforming into the VelociPastor for a final, explosive showdown. He tears through the wave of gun-toting thugs and heavily armed ninjas in a flurry of campy violence. After dispatching the henchmen and confronting the treacherous Father Stewart, Doug rescues Carol. With the syndicate dismantled and his faith surprisingly restored through his bizarre crusade, Doug and Carol decide to leave town together, ready to face whatever wild, prehistoric adventures await them next.