Set against the vibrant backdrop of late-sixties suburbia, *Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush* follows the frantic, hormone-fueled exploits of Jamie McGregor, an ambitious seventeen-year-old high school student whose singular obsession is to successfully seduce a woman. Frustrated by his virgin status and the endless teasing of his peers, Jamie's daily existence becomes an elaborate, episodic quest for romantic and physical fulfillment.Jamie’s journey begins when he acquires a battered Austin A30 delivery van, instantly boosting his mobility and social currency. With wheels at his disposal, he sets his sights on various local women, navigating a series of escalating comedic and sensual encounters. His initial target is the worldly and sophisticated Caroline Beauchamp, an older neighbor whose free-spirited lifestyle dazzles him. Despite his best efforts and nervous charm, Caroline proves elusive, treating his awkward advances with affectionate amusement rather than serious passion.Undeterred, Jamie pivots his attention toward his classmate, the alluring and popular Mary. Their burgeoning relationship offers moments of genuine connection amidst the teenage angst, but social pressures and youthful misunderstandings continually complicate their dynamic. Jamie bounces from one misadventure to another, encountering a cast of eccentric suburban characters, including repressed housewives and flirtatious hitchhikers, each interaction teaching him clumsy lessons about desire, rejection, and the complexities of adult relationships.As the narrative progresses, Jamie’s relentless pursuit of physical intimacy forces him to confront his own immaturity. He realizes that his obsession with notches on a bedpost often blinds him to the actual feelings of the women he pursues. A pivotal turning point occurs when he crosses paths with the enigmatic and independent Paula. Unlike previous encounters, Paula challenges Jamie's arrogant assumptions, demanding emotional honesty and mutual respect. Through their evolving connection, Jamie sheds some of his adolescent bravado and begins to understand the nuanced reality of intimacy.By the film’s conclusion, Jamie has not achieved the effortless conquests he originally fantasized about, but he has undergone a significant
transformation. The frantic energy of his earlier pursuits mellows into a more grounded, self-aware maturity. He gains a deeper appreciation for genuine
human connection over mere physical conquest, marking the bittersweet end of his childhood and his uncertain, yet hopeful, entry into true adulthood.