Chaos erupts when eccentric tour operator Finchley Holiday Tours leads an inexperienced, wildly mismatched group of British travelers on a package holiday to the fictional, sun-drenched Spanish resort of Elsbels. The motivation driving most of the travelers is a desperate escape from the dreary predictability of domestic life back in England, though their romantic and hedonistic expectations quickly collide with a cascade of travel disasters.Upon arrival, the holidaymakers discover their hotel is not only unfinished and surrounded by dust and construction debris, but entirely lacking basic amenities. Led by the chronically stressed and inept tour rep Stuart Farquhar, whose primary motivation is keeping his job while harboring amorous intentions toward sultry holidaymaker Eva, the group tries to make the best of it. However, the obstacles are relentless. The plumbing fails, the food is unpalatable, and the local
language barrier creates endless misunderstandings.Among the colorful entourage are the Dale family, seeking a relaxing family break that turns into a test of endurance; Brother Aloysius and a group of naive nuns whose chaperone duties are severely tested by the temptations of the resort; and a quartet of middle-aged working-class men determined to find illicit romance and heavy drinking, only to be repeatedly outwitted by local women and their own incompetence. Meanwhile, love triangles form, jealousies flare, and hidden agendas come to light. Stuart’s desperate attempts to woo Eva are constantly thwarted by catastrophic interruptions, including hotel staff strikes and a series of hilarious medical mishaps.As the week progresses, mounting frustrations reach a boiling point, culminating in a massive, chaotic brawl at the hotel’s grand opening dinner. Tempers snap, food is thrown, and the illusion of a glamorous Mediterranean getaway completely shatters. Despite the physical destruction and
psychological toll of the disastrous trip, the experience strangely bonds the quirky travelers together. When it is finally time to board the bus back to the airport, the weary tourists realize that while their holiday was an absolute catastrophe, they have shared an unforgettable bonding experience. They return to Britain battered, exhausted, and fundamentally changed by their wild adventure abroad.